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POPSTROKE

BarTenders Eatery · Orlando

Double Smash
Burger

Served with house-made chips and a pickle spear

Double Smash Burger with house-made chips and a pickle spear

The 18th green at PopStroke Waterford Lakes. Dusk coming in low, the sky gone the color of a Creamsicle somebody forgot on a dashboard. I had a forty-footer with two breaks, uphill into the grain of the evening. I read it from behind the ball, then from below the hole, the way the pros do. I stroked it clean.

It lipped out. Of course it did.

And then, across the patio, I caught it on the evening air: beef hitting a flat-top griddle at a temperature usually reserved for forging horseshoes.

The best smash burger I have ever eaten. Two 4oz patties, smashed thin until the edges go to lace. American cheese, the honest kind, melted into the cracks like it signed a lease there. A slick of bacon jam, sweet and smoky and a little bit dangerous. Crisp lettuce. A slice of tomato. Burger sauce, a recipe I asked about and was politely refused. All of it held together by a pillowy potato bun that knows its job and does it without complaint.

On the side, house-made chips, still warm. A pickle spear standing at attention like a caddie.

I tapped in for bogey. I didn't mind. Some victories aren't measured in strokes.