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Crispy Chicken
Tender Tacos

Hot BBQ chicken tender, citrus slaw, cheddar jack, jalapeno

Crispy Chicken Tender Tacos, hot BBQ chicken tender, citrus slaw, cheddar jack, jalapeno

July. Nine o'clock at night and still eighty-six degrees. The air thick enough to lean on. The greens glowing under the lights like a stage set for a play about ambition.

My buddy Ray and I were all square through fifteen. On sixteen I had a slippery right-to-left putt off a ridge, maybe twenty feet. Ray said, "Don't think about it." So naturally I thought about nothing else.

I hit it. It curled. It dropped. Birdie. I may have shouted. A family on the next hole may have applauded. I may have bowed.

Victory demands a feast, even a victory that lasts exactly one hole. After the round, on the patio: the crispy chicken tender tacos.

A hand-breaded chicken tender, tossed in a bold hot BBQ sauce, sticky and smoky and unapologetically spicy. Nestled into a warm flour tortilla, soft as a handkerchief, over a crisp bed of citrus slaw that cools the fire just enough to keep you going. Cheddar jack cheese on top. A sliced jalapeno for a fiery finish, as if the sauce needed backup. Then shredded carrots and a pickled onion garnish, bright, tangy, a little bit of confetti for the occasion.

Ray ate his in three bites. I savored mine, as a champion savors crispy chicken tacos: slowly, and with witnesses.

He birdied seventeen and eighteen and beat me by two. I still had sauce on my thumb as I signed the scorecard, a small, spicy souvenir of glory.

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